28 Dumb Answers To 28 Dumb Questions
My son is a Myspace junkie. When he's working all alone at the pizza joint at night he occasionally amuses himself by taking these Myspace surveys his girl friend sends him and filling them out. Occasionally I amuse myself by doing the same. Here's an example.
2. How many Abercrombie polos do you own?
you're kidding, right?
3. When was the last time you kissed someone?
4. Can you do a cartwheel?
ha ha ha ha ha ha snicker snort wheeze guffaw
5. Are you depressed?
man, that question SUCKS
6. Have you been to the mall this week?
I haven't been to the mall this YEAR
7. Do you regret something you did yesterday?
mostly the things I regret are the things I didn't do
8. Are you allergic to anything?
fools, especially willfully ignorant fools
10. Has school started yet?
school is always in session
11. Do you own a guitar?
14. Who do you hate?
nobody, although there are a few people I severely dislike
(probably nobody you know personally)
15. Crayons or markers?
crayons taste better
16. What age do you wish you were?
the age I am now, but healthier
17. Do you shower facing the shower head or with your back to it?
18. Do you have anything in your pockets right now?
I'm not wearing any pants! .......
19. What is the closest object to your right?
21. How many windows are up on your computer?
five or so
22. Do you share your computer with anyone?
sure, wny not
23. What kind of cell phone do you have?
24. What color are the walls in your room?
white, I think (don't pay much attention to them)
25. Are you wearing socks?
I'm not even wearing pants!
26) How many hours did you sleep last night?
7 or so
27. Did you ever get the chicken pox?
28. Have you been outside your house today?
Not without my pants!
Update later in the day: I just noticed that several questions are missing. I swear I cut and pasted this just as he sent it to me, so maybe he just didn't like those questions.